⚠️ WARNING:

The Most Dangerous Drug in Sales? Hope.

73% of salespeople chase ghosts, pray for leads, and pitch like beggars. Are you one of them?

• Run your bloodwork

This audit doesn’t care about your quota.
It cares how desperate you sound.

You’ve been chasing maybes. Now chase the truth.

TAKE THE HOPIUM DIAGNOSTIC

2 minutes. 14 questions. Zero mercy.
This isn’t mindset. It’s bloodwork.

583 salespeople took this test last week.
83% were diagnosed with Stage 2 Hopium Addiction—or worse.

• Proceed

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Final Disclaimer:

This test may trigger:
– Pipeline purges
– Ego fractures
– Radical time freedomProceed if you’re done hallucinating revenue.

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